1. In a fancy restaurant insist the waiter tells you the names of all the fish in the fish tank.
2. Ask for a bib
3. Ask for a seat for your 'imaginary friend'
4. Growl constantly and address everyone as 'Matey'
5 .At a fast-food restaurant ask for theSoup-du-Jour
6. Invoke 'the customer is always right' rule
7. In a foreign restaurant ask to have all the foods on the menu translated one by one
8. Bring your own menu
9. Stare at a neighbor's food until they say something and then reply 'oh don't mind me, I'm just     looking for my contact'
10. Insist that your chair is missing a leg.
11. Take all of the pepermint candies
12. Paint a picture of your meal in watercolors since 'it looks so pretty'
13. At a fast food restaurant comment on the freshness of the meat, we all know it but try to not think about it
14. See just how fast you can get the manager over to your table
15. Burp the National Anthem, call anyone who objects unpatriotic
16. Yell 'Oh no not now!' and make a dash to the bathroom
17. Make obvious attemps to trip the waiters, snicker constently
18. You can't make up your mind between smoking or non-smoking
19. Very properly, take out a hankerchief and spend the next 15 minutes blowing into it as hard as
possible
20. Two words: Strip Poker!