Maggie Simpson
                                                                                          Perpetual infant

                                                            Natural Habitat: From the floor
                                                            to 24" above the floor; anything
                                                            present in this zone is fair game
                                                            for yanking, coloring, ingesting or
                                                            covering with various fluids.

                                                            Prized Possession:
                                                            Neglecto-brand Pacifier, Model
                                                            #S423, medium nipple

                                                            Collected Speeches: "Daddy!"

                                                            Motto: "Sucksuck... suck."
 

                                              MAGGIE SIMPSON
                        Over five seasons, we've watched Maggie grow from a cute pacifier-sucking
                        infant into a cute pacifier-sucking infant who's said her first word, "Daddy."
                        Having learned one new word in five years, Maggie places just behind Bart and
                        slightly ahead of Homer in vocabulary development. For an infant who can neither
                        talk nor walk with any consistency, Maggie nonetheless leads an exciting and
                        rewarding life. She is perhaps proudest of the baby escape she led at the
                        Springfield Daycare Center. Maggie is almost always in a good mood, although
                        once she did develop a rivalry with the mysterious one-eybrowed baby who lives
                        down the street. Angry pacifier sucks were exchanged.