Marge's responsibilities include Homer
                        Snuggling, Cupcake Baking,
                        Over-Worrying, Perpetual Cleaning, TV
                        Violence Crusading, Diaper Changing and
                        Unbearable Mothering.

                        Height: 8'1" (in stocking feet)
 
 

                                              MARGE SIMPSON
                        Marge is the putty that just barely holds the Simpson family together week after
                        week. By sensibly drawing the line at such frivolous expenses as an electric
                        garage door opener and changes of clothing for her children, Marge manages to
                        stretch Homer's modest salary to cover the tremendous costs incurred by a family
                        of the '90's: Homer's beer and donut supply, and such necessary expenses as his
                        recent day trip to India to meet the owner of the Kwik-E-Mart Corporation.

                        However, Marge doesn't just bake cookies and stand by her man. She has been
                        on both sides of the "thin blue line." Not only has she served on Springfield's
                        police department for a short while, but with her freewheeling neighbor Ruth
                        Powers, she has gone on a high-speed consciousness-raising adventure, even
                        outwitting and outrunning Police Chief Wiggum himself. She has also starred in
                        "Oh, Streetcar!," a musical adaptation of "A Streetcar Named Desire," worked at
                        the local nuclear power plant alongside her husband. Before leaving that job,
                        Marge bravely accused plant owner Montgomery Burns of sexual harassment.
                        Unfortunately, Marge's attorney, Lionel Hutz, threw in the towel when he saw
                        that Mr. Burns' lawyers owned suits with matching jackets and pants.

                        Marge's one extravagance is having her tall blue hair done twice a day. Her hair
                        does come in handy, however, as it enables the Simpsons to locate one another
                        easily when they visit an amusement park or zoo.